Cartoon: If Web Designers Were … [#001]

January 19th, 2015

People working in the web design and development industry need to become thick-skinned over the years if they intend to survive long term. I am in this business since web design got invented in the early Nineties, and I sure know what I’m talking about when it comes to the hidden secrets of client communication. My remedy these days is laughing. I refuse to get angry anymore. Instead, I make fun of the situations that only a few years ago made me want to hire a professional killer. There are quite a few people out there who are only still alive for the fact I couldn’t afford to pay one. Nah, just joking. As making fun of it all is the healthiest way to cope with it, we decided to start a new cartoon series titled “If Web Designers Were” here at Noupe. Hope you like it…


If Web Designers Were … Tattooers

Clients always tend to stretch their orders to ultimately get more out than they put in. Paying little, getting lots is a wide-spread philosophy these days. Designers have to cope with that.

The only way to actually secure yourself from delivering too much work for too little money is having everything fixed in a written contract with added written extension orders for every piece of work not initially having been part of the contract.

But even then, you will fall prey to your client. They might not even intend to hurt you. Blame it on their unbelievably great ignorance.

Our little cartoons will help you eradicate ignorance once and for all. Collect them and show them to your clients as needed. I’m sure they’ll understand immediately.


Color changes, he? Who hasn’t heard that demand too often to ever want to hear it again? I know I have…

Want Your Favorite Quote as a Cartoon?

YOU are the designer, and YOU know all these stories. Tell us your favorite citation via the form below, and you’ll probably find it in the form of one of our upcoming cartoons. Note that only the text area is mandatory. You don’t need to tell us your name and email address if you don’t want to. If you do we will attribute you below the cartoon we might derive from your entry. Cartoons are scheduled for a weekly release.

Enter Your Best/Worst/Funniest Experience Here…

Dieter Petereit is a veteran of the web with over 25 years of experience in the world of IT. As soon as Netscape became available he started to do what already at that time was called web design and has carried on ever since. Two decades ago he started writing for several online publications, some well, some lesser known. You can meet him over on Google+.

Sort by:   newest | oldest | most voted
Omkar Web Development
1 year 9 months ago

How hard is working as a designer. I really like your blog. Awesome!!

1 year 9 months ago

Try being a Developer!

“I know I said I wanted a boat but, can you make it a plane”